Thoughts from a Florida Girl...

Know what’s fucking fantastic? When your family makes fun of you bc your “baby” cousins are all getting married…

Really super fun when they introduce you as “the spinster”.

Fuck off you assholes. Real family doesn’t do shit like that

outrunmyself:

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panichristie:

erisdogwood:

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chocolatesprinklesroyale:

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Guards: Oh no. Wait. Stop. No. Don’t steal those. Get back here, you criminal. (Pfft! Can’t believe they’re falling for it!)

I read that in a sarcastic voice





stop

why is this so funny?

outrunmyself:

ultrafacts:

panichristie:

erisdogwood:

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chocolatesprinklesroyale:

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Guards: Oh no. Wait. Stop. No. Don’t steal those. Get back here, you criminal. (Pfft! Can’t believe they’re falling for it!)

I read that in a sarcastic voice

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why is this so funny?

The best thing about all the set photos from Avengers 2

madmoll:

is that they’re all 300% more entertaining if you imagine that someone just out of frame just said something super offensive.

Exhibit A:

Quicksilver caught off guard by your extreme rudeness.

And then:

Cap’s getting real tired of your shit, douchebag.

#3:

Wanda and Clint think that joke was just a little off-color there, bro.

And!

Seriously, dude? Seriously?

And my personal favorite:

Even Tony Stark is speechless. Banner’s not even mad, just kinda impressed.

mi-shellvp:

estasfuera:

“A little bit of Monica in my life,A little bit of Erica by my side,A little bit of Rita is all I need,A little bit of Tina is what I see,A little bit of Sandra in the sun,A little bit of Mary all night long,A little bit of Jessica, here I am…”

If you don’t know this reference, you’re definitely too young for me. 

mi-shellvp:

estasfuera:

“A little bit of Monica in my life,
A little bit of Erica by my side,
A little bit of Rita is all I need,
A little bit of Tina is what I see,
A little bit of Sandra in the sun,
A little bit of Mary all night long,
A little bit of Jessica, here I am…”

If you don’t know this reference, you’re definitely too young for me. 

Anthony Mackie and Sebastian Stan’s ALS Ice Bucket Challenge (x)

a guide by Four.

wish-upon-the-disney-star:

waltdisneyconfessions:

"I find it so frustrating when people who live in the USA complain that Disney is too far away or too expensive. Wait till you try being in Australia, and it isn’t even on your continent, and there are no longer any Disney stores. I understand you may not be able to afford it, or go, but, spare me your whinging. Try being a huge Disney fan, with no Disney to go to or buy. It truly sucks"

Your situation is no worse than the situation of someone who lives in the US and can’t afford to go. They can’t get to the parks any more than you can. Just because they are in the same country as the parks doesn’t mean they’re right next door. Don’t belittle someone else’s feelings and say they’re not allowed to be upset because you think your feelings are more relevant. 

Perfect response. That asshole can have his/her pity party in private. Geography doesn’t make your whining any more important.

wish-upon-the-disney-star:

waltdisneyconfessions:

"I find it so frustrating when people who live in the USA complain that Disney is too far away or too expensive. Wait till you try being in Australia, and it isn’t even on your continent, and there are no longer any Disney stores. I understand you may not be able to afford it, or go, but, spare me your whinging. Try being a huge Disney fan, with no Disney to go to or buy. It truly sucks"

Your situation is no worse than the situation of someone who lives in the US and can’t afford to go. They can’t get to the parks any more than you can. Just because they are in the same country as the parks doesn’t mean they’re right next door. Don’t belittle someone else’s feelings and say they’re not allowed to be upset because you think your feelings are more relevant. 

Perfect response. That asshole can have his/her pity party in private. Geography doesn’t make your whining any more important.

nelliescoffee:

cubebreaker:

TurboRoo, a chihuahua born without its front legs, was given a 3D printed cart made by San Diego firm 3dyn so he could train to be a service dog for disabled children.

Oh my gosh