How’s this for a fucking plot twist in life…
I finally find someone I could truly fall in love with…someone who is amazing, loving, smart, funny… Who accepts me for who I am not who I could be… Who makes me a better person…
And guess what we just found out? he has the big C.
*throws hands up to the sky*
No mas, God. I give up.
Dunno why you a need a zipper at the front of your dress. You’re just gonna lift it when a penis comes within proximity anyway…
(Not meant for everyone who likes zipper dresses. Just a dumb twitter whore in particular)
Dolphins see themselves in a mirror
everyone should stop and reblog dolphins in a mirror
Dolphin: NO WONDER THE ICE CAPS ARE MELTING. IM FUCKIN HOT.
sassy dolphins.
I ALWAYS try accio when I lost stuff
I own three wands of course
Potterheads, raise your wands in memory of brilliant actor, Richard Griffiths.
July 31, 1947 - March 28, 2013RIP
I’m going to post and rant. Because dammit this is my Tumblr and I can.
WHY THE FUCK DO MEN SAY THEY WANT A GOOD GIRL WHEN THEY’RE NEVER GOING TO STOP CHASING TRASH???
I’m talking about those nasty, trashy ass women who post naked pictures or barely covered towel pictures of themselves all over the internet, mainly twitter. The ones who flirt with anyone who pays attention to them. Like…seriously? You expect me to take what you say to heart when you act that way? No.
And by the way. I know you’re reading this. You can fuck yourself. Good luck with that little girl.
Before I go on to bitch about what’s bothering me…
Let me just say this. This is not a blanket statement. I realize not all men are the same. I’ve been fortunate to know men that fall in that 1% Gentleman category. This about thothe others that make up the 99%.
So get a text the other day. About being an amazing girl. And how this person needed an amazing girl in his life. How a good girl is what he wants.
Sweet right? If it were true. If his “feelings” were true. Not ten minutes later he’s hitting on anything that a) has a vagina b) is willing to show tits or ass. No, I didn’t find that out by creeping. It was visible to ANYONE and did not take any underhanded action to see.
How am I supposed to take what you say to me seriously if you act that way? Chances are you’re saying the same thing to some other girl out there. And that hurts.
Here’s the thing: I’m okay with flirting. What I’m not okay with is someone telling me they like me and then letting their actions show the complete opposite. YSaturday wasn’t really the start of this frustration. I’ve felt this way for a while now, but Saturday was the final staw.
It’s time to say goodbye and with good reason. The reason being I’ve found someone who truly accepts me for who I am - faults, bad habits and all. In fact, he’s more attracted to me because of them. That is mind blowingly mature and amazing. I’ve never EVER met anyone like him and for once …I feel good about myself.
So tonight I’m sending that goodbye text. I don’t expect a response. I’m not looking for a dramatic “don’t do this I like you” and I’m not doing this to gain more of his attention. I’m doing this in pursuit of that 1% man that I deserve.
